What Michael "Heckuva Job" Brown's Doing Now

He's advising the Simpson College Republicans, of Indianola, Iowa, on the best way to support the troops. Semi-seriously.

It's nice that the Simpson College Republicans joined with the Multicultural Student Alliance to pack gift-type boxes to send to soldiers. Thank you for thinking of our troops.

However, given that most Simpson College Republicans are healthy heterosexuals well under 40, if they really wanted to Support Our Troops, they would at least consider enlisting. Leave the care packages for citizens not eligible for military service, so that they can Support Our Troops the only way they can. Ask them here.