Sunday, July 06, 2008

Self-Appointed Military Spokesman

Ben Ferguson knows better than to Be A Man! Enlist! Gaining credibility by serving Our Country would destroy his career as a conservative talk show host (through my 1/2 assed research, G. Gordon Liddy is the only nationally syndicated host I have found that has served). Besides, as VetVoice pointed out, Mr. Ferguson speaks for all in The Military, and we wouldn't wish for him to give up this self-appointed position by actually carrying a rifle to work:

You have a man that was shot down, stayed in captivity as a POW for five years and your guy--if you want to talk about experience--had 147 days in the Senate before he decided he wanted to be President of the United States of America. So it's pretty dumb for Wesley Clark to go out there and yes, it ticked off everyone in the military because this man--I mean, I'm sorry, being shot down, to say that doesn't qualify you to be President-this man has been around war, been in actual war zones while Wesley Clark was sitting in an air-conditioned room, telling people what to do with NATO, so I don't know if he's exactly the right guy to go out there.

See video for 'context':

OYE Comment: After watching the video it's clear Mr. Ferguson needs our help. Since the last time we highlighted Ben his body weight has soared. It's apparent, even at the young age of 26, he doesn't have the motivation to get in shape by himself, but with the encouragement of maybe a Parris Island DI we are confident Mr. Ferguson can learn some fitness tips that will enable him to remain the Self-Appointed Military Spokesman for years to come.

Fortunately for us there are a variety of mediums to contact Ben and suggest that he put down the menu and enlist:


Fax: (571) 480-4140

Call in #: (800) 510-8255 - - Mr. Ferguson's show is on @ 8 to 10 PM EST.

H/T to Outside The Tent for the pic.


At 07 July, 2008 11:42, Blogger Doppelganger said...

He's the little porker that I saw claim that it is no more logical to wonder why a right-wing war advocate won't serve than it is to wonder why a Yankees' fan is not a baseball player.



At 07 July, 2008 23:12, Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

Clark is correct, being in the military doesn't qualify one to be in the President. Additionally, while McCain showed extreme courage and that TORTURE doesn't elicit accurate intelligence, being shot down doesn't qualify one to be President either.

But of course a Chicken Hawk Warmonger like Ben Ferguson knows all about the military especially what it's like to go 7 weeks without a shower and shitting in a cat hole in the desert.

At 08 July, 2008 17:05, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, he's fat enough for the job and seems to have the requisite fifth grade education. He should have a lucrative future in partisan radio!

At 08 July, 2008 22:55, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't he apologize for dishonoring Wesley Clark's service? The man was shot 4 times and won a medal for it.


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