A song for the Yellow Elephants

Just for the Yellow Elephants.

apologies to SSGT Barry Sadler for the parody.

Drinking boys found campus-wide
remarks they've made, are very snide
ChickenHawks mean what they say
Pachyderms of the Jaune Brigade

A Yellow stripe runs down their back
Fortitude is just what they lack
One hundred shots, they'll drink today
Pachyderms of the Jaune Brigade

Though they'll yell and scream and shout
About their fight and lack of doubt
They're Pachyderms who will not serve
Republicans who've lost their nerve

A Yellow stripe runs down their back
Fortitude is what they lack
One hundred shots, they'll drink today
Pachyderms of the Jaune Brigade

Recruiters wait for them to show
But will they serve? The answer's no
They'll bluster and obfuscate
while others serve and meet their fate

Yellow stripes upon their back
But they won't serve
Because they say
That their ideas will save the day

That Yellow Stripe's a mile wide
They wear it with a willing pride
Sacrifice is not their way
Pachyderms of the Jaune Brigade