Real Americans Join Operation Yellow Elephant!
Let's welcome Michael Gaddy from Lew Rockwell via Freedom Underground to Operation Yellow Elephant. He is one of the few commentators who knows that the wealthy and well-connected serve as our strategic reserve; it's time to go all out:
The Warmonger's Brigade
If this country is indeed in danger of having to fight the enemy on our soil, it is time to pull out all stops. If the Bush administration is serious about "protecting our freedom" and this is not a war started on lies to increase the bottom line of companies from the Military Industrial Complex, it is time to deploy the Warmonger’s Brigade.
First battalion would consist of all male and female members of the immediate families of everyone in the Bush administration. . . . Included in this battalion would be the children of all cabinet members, led of course by any eligible children of Alberto "torture is ok" Gonzales. I’m sure Karl (the leak) Rove has some children [He does; his son Andrew is 17 and a good marksman.], nieces or nephews that would make good cannon fodder.
- - - - - -So he would not feel left out, all of Donald Rumsfeld’s eligible kin would be immediately drafted for service, even though he is no longer with this administration. They of course would be required to ride in unarmored Humvees while wearing Vietnam Era flak jackets.
- - - - - -Second battalion would consist of all family members of those in Congress who have supported the war in Iraq. Chelsea Clinton could vie for command of this battalion with eligible members of the McCain family. . . .
- - - - - -Third battalion would consist of all male and female members of those at FOX, NBC, CBS, ABC, and the Weekly Standard. Of course all relatives of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, and William Kristol, followed closely by relatives of those at the New York Times and the Washington Post would receive orders for immediate deployment. All other media outlets in this country that have supported this war would also see their children deployed for immediate service in the "global war on terror."
Fourth battalion would consist of members from all the church leaders in this country who have blindly supported the illegal invasion of a country that posed no threat to us. . . . Recon battalion would consist of family members of all executives of companies in the Military Industrial Complex who has realized such huge profits from this war.
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