Does U.S. Army Recruiting Command Need a Flog?

Well, high-powered corporations are hiring fake bloggers (floggers) to shill for them by creating "buzz." We've been doing the same for U.S. Army Recruiting Command since mid-2005, for free.

We don't want money; we want something far, far more valuable for America: Renewed commitment to credible national leadership by our President and our governing party [as of January 4, 2007, parties].

Our Army could help by posting some "Army Strong" images in easily downloadable format. Here's the best one we could find, an awesome pumpkin design.

That's the least they could do.