Military Recruiting Lead: Washington, D.C.

Attention Military Recruiters:

Soon-to-be-former Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Ken Mehlman still strongly supports President Bush, former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, and the Global War on Terrorism.

While he's leaving the RNC to get off the gerbil's treadmill, he still claims to be under 42 and, as you can see, meets military height/weight standards. Because he maintains that his sexual orientation (if any) is a private matter, he's also eligible to serve under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

We've previously suggested that he Be A Man! and Enlist!, but now you have a better opportunity.

If Ken Mehlman really wants to serve and unite America, he'll contact a military recruiter ASAP.