Military Recruiting Leads: Minnesota
Attention Military Recruiters:
Look at these healthy young men. Eric Hoplin, left, Deputy State Chairman of our governing party in Minnesota, and Andy VanDam, 7th Congressional District Coordinator, right, strongly support President Bush. While they're busy now working on the November elections, they might be available to report to basic training in January. [Assuming they're heterosexual, that is.]
Bemidji Pioneer money quote on Hoplin's future plans:
Hoplin is not sure what his next stop will be, but he said he hopes it somehow involves fighting terrorism. He does not rule out running for office some day, but he makes it sound like that day may be a long ways off.
Isn't that what the Delayed Entry Program is for? It would certainly add some serious credibility to our governing party's efforts in Minnesota. OK, Eric and Andy, click here.
Note: Hoplin turned 28 on July 31. Let's wish him Happy Belated Birthday, Be A Man, Enlist!
UPDATE August 6: The Bemidji Pioneer printed Operation Yellow Elephant's Call to Action (an Invitation to Be A Man! Enlist!).
Note: I'm not in the military; this was an editing assumption by the newspaper.