Another Yellow Elephant: Christopher Cox, grandson of former President Richard Nixon

Meet Christopher Cox, running for the Republican nomination for Congress in New York's First District on eastern Long Island.

He's thirty-three and (we assume), healthy and heterosexual. He is also engaged to be married. What does this mean?

Chris Cox was AWOL in the GWOT! As a single man in his twenties on 9/11/2001, even a President and Congress controlled by his own party could not inspire him to Be A Man! Enlist!

And now, without paying his dues, he wants to serve in Congress! Mommie's Girl this time.