Why Ben Quayle is a Pussy

It's bad enough that Daddy stole his thunder by telling Fox News of Ben Quayle's [apparent] intention to run for Congress in Arizona.

But now, more than two weeks later, one cannot help but wonder whether he is really serious about running.

Why?

Because we have yet to locate an Internet site for the Ben Quayle Congressional campaign, nor a publicly available telephone number for his campaign office, to which we can direct The Question to him. Hel-lo!

Why does this mean he's a pussy?

Because there are other things that a man has to do on his own if he is to call himself a man and, more importantly, expect that those whom he hopes to lead will think of him with respect.

One of them is raising at least some of his campaign money by himself. The other is reaching out to real people, not only in the Third Congressional District in the Phoenix area, but also elsewhere in Arizona and, indeed, all over America.

An official campaign Internet site makes it easy for real American citizens, and lawful permanent resident aliens, to show their support by legally donating their own personal funds to his campaign. Donations under $200 do not need to be reported publicly; the limit per person is approximately $2300 or $2400 or thereabouts.

Yes, we know that Daddy will help with fundraising by contacting his major donor buddies, and this can be important.

But Ben Quayle needs to know that the so-called "little people" also want a voice in the future of our nation. If he doesn't care enough to reach out to them, why does his Daddy, if not Ben Quayle himself, think they will support him in the election?