Thursday, July 14, 2005

KAFIR ALIFA--ROAD COWARD

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Here he is! Co-founder of ProtestWarrior! He is a cute, fully functional right wing 101st Keyboard Warrior who can't find his pretty little feet to go to the nearst recruiter and sign up!

So we give him an award:fThe Medal of Cowards.
From the Austin Statesman:
this month, an Austin-based group called ProtestWarrior, which crashes anti-war demonstrations and produced a video that attacks Middle Eastern "Islamo-fascists," informed its members that their credit card information might have been compromised after a Chicago-based hacker cracked the site's code; ProtestWarrior claims that the hacker had intended to give donations to the American Civil Liberties Union, among other organizations.

The FBI is investigating, but no charges have been filed.

Last year, a group of hackers associated with the Black Hat Hacker's Bloc wormed its way into conservative political and news Web sites, grabbed credit card information and donated $2,400 to groups that included the Sierra Club and the Animal Protection Institute, according to the National Journal's Technology Daily.

The activity is a new front in a cyber-political war being waged with young, committed hackers as foot soldiers. With dizzying technical skills and a political ideology spurring them on, these "hacktivists" have engaged in a series of confrontations that veer between annoying mischief and possibly criminal attempts to seize checkbooks.

The latest battle involves ProtestWarrior, which dispatches its members to demonstrate against protesters at anti-war rallies or the president's inauguration with pert, if snarky, slogans such as "Except for Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, War has Never Accomplished Anything."

The ProtestWarriors and the person they say hacked their Web site in January have addressed the episode on, what else, the Web.


Aw. Poor baby. We should assist him in his quest to fight "Islamofascists". They certainly would love to play war games with him.

18 Comments:

At 14 July, 2005 11:51, Blogger Frankie said...

he has "Warrior!" right in the name but can't enlist...

 
At 14 July, 2005 11:54, Blogger Frankie said...

oh yeah, nice ergonomic keyboard too, I thought only Liberals needed non-manly things like that

 
At 14 July, 2005 11:58, Anonymous MonkeyBoy said...

You left out the IMPORTANT LAST PARTS:

The group has also been infiltrated by imposters. Responding to an e-mail soliciting new operations for the Spokane, Wash., area ProtestWarrior chapter, a satiric blogger known as Gen. JC Christian wrote, "When I look at our membership, I see a lot of able-bodied men and women of military age. I say we hold a rally at the recruiting station. Then, after a few speeches, we all go in and sign up. Heck, we can always fight the liberals later. It's time to take the Protest Warrior flag to Iraq."

After the chapter's administrator discovered the general's own blog, in which he pokes fun at the president's policies with such characters as "Republican Jesus," he was excommunicated.


Who cares about who is hacking who and stealing membership info?

 
At 14 July, 2005 12:10, Blogger Serephin said...

New ProtestWarrior motto:

"He who types and runs away
Lives to whine another day."


Kafir Alifa -- another Marshmallow Martyr for Bush™.

 
At 14 July, 2005 13:19, Blogger "Radical" Russ said...

I care about who is hacking whom.

While I reel in disgust at sites like ProtestWarrior, FreeRepublic, LitteGreenFootballs, and their ilk, I will defend to the death their right to say what they like. Illegally hacking into someone's site to deface it or steal info is wrong, even if it's the "good guys" doing it to the "bad guys". It's as shameful as, say, breaking into the hotel offices of Democratic National Committee or leaking the identity of a covert CIA operative for political retribution.

Satirical infiltration by OYE is another thing entirely.

 
At 14 July, 2005 13:30, Blogger Arnold P. California said...

Agreed, Russ. Identity theft is wrong, and "donating" someone else's money to a cause they don't support is a crime (and rightly so). While I gather that it's disputed whether this actually happened to the Protest Idiots, in principle it would be clearly wrong if it had happened.

 
At 14 July, 2005 13:51, Blogger Toad734 said...

Tell them to look me up, I would like to buy them a beer.

 
At 14 July, 2005 14:19, Blogger Evil said...

War ended Communism? Someone tell the Chinese, North Koreans, etc. etc.

 
At 14 July, 2005 14:41, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to nominate the Little Green Footballers for a special YE award. Particularly "Iron Fist" who frequently posts about his combat fighting skills.

 
At 14 July, 2005 15:57, Blogger markg8 said...

War ended Communism? Tell it to Lech Walęsa.

 
At 14 July, 2005 16:10, Blogger Frankie said...

check out this latest OYE recruit...
http://republicanshateamerica.blogspot.com/2005/07/operation-yellow-elephant-asks-right.html

 
At 14 July, 2005 17:27, Blogger Elaine Supkis said...

I didn't want to steal our General's thunder but he didn't post it all here! So may have to do an addendum!

As for the other stuff: hahaha. Yes, they can't see what asses they be!

Iron Fist holds the heavyweight belt in shadowboxing only he lost the last fight, TKO first round when the curtainrod fell on his head.

 
At 14 July, 2005 23:01, Anonymous Anonymous said...

we have nerds and geeks too WOOOOOT

 
At 15 July, 2005 13:56, Blogger merlallen said...

I wrote to a few of those chickenhawks asking why they didn't enlist. The ones who bothered to reply all claimed to be wounded vets of the Gulf "War". So they are cowards and imposters.

 
At 15 July, 2005 14:21, Anonymous Anonymous said...

keep it up keep asking! MAKE THOSE PUSSIES SQUIRM

 
At 15 July, 2005 16:50, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ENLIST YOU PUSSY

 
At 19 July, 2005 09:41, Blogger Steve said...

"This keyboard fights Islamo- Fascists." looks like that skinny little dude is the right-wing's version of Woody Guthrie.

....except Woody Guthrie didn't shit in his pants at the thought of standing up for his beliefs. hahahahahaha

 
At 21 July, 2005 19:30, Anonymous Howie said...

yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

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